shoosh, it's okay, i grant you permission to break my screen. so, break away!!
my OTPs are dirkjohn, dirkjake*, davejane*, johnroxy*, davekat, brojohn (i feel so guilty about this oNE), momjohn* (this too), daddave* (this... three....), les8fins, dadroxy (i'm terrible), and... geez, ok, now i see what you meant by breaking screens.