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I win!

A large Japanese lacquer musical jewelry box for $20 from Facebook marketplace. Usually these things sell for 3 times as much on eBay and antique stores. It was missing the wind up key but I had a spare to replace it and it’s supposed to light up but the one metal contact is swinging loose and...

Banned for XNA!

Banned because I don’t like Mondays.

DuyfGuigiugSutyfiytufytfyuttffuyfyjuffguoophuougyiutfts! Where is Seattle?

I still win.

I still win!

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He wants me but only part of the time He wants me but only if he can keep me in line

“And how’s my little guy this morning?” “I DON’T KNOW WHY I MARRIED YOU!” *Baby Sinclair whacks Earl directly in the face with a frying pan and breaks it*

“Love...” “Love...” “And hate...” “And hate...” “They like two brothers...” “Brothers...” “Who go on a date.” “Who... what?!” “Where one of them goes, other one follows. You inviting love he also bringing sorrows.”

“Do we have to listen?” “Yeah. You remember what happened to Grandma.” “SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I GIT THERE!”

*Woman wear a dress literally made out of rags talking to some Mice* “Oh Mina! It’s perfect!” “Oh wow. It’s uh wow!” “See?! She’s speechless!” “She loves it!” “You do love it, right Princess?” “Oh uh yeah. Of course I do. It’s just a lot.” “What does that mean?”

“My life is a bacon wrapped hell on Earth.” “Can’t say hell.”

“I’m teaching Helga here how to proselytize.” “She’s learning how to turn tricks?”