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EASTER SPECIAL OFFERING FREE POEMS FOR A YEAR TO ANYONE WHO DONATES A ZIPPER SAKURA
If you got extra eggs from the hunt, its a fun alternative
Welcome to my poetry shop! Poems follow a 4 line ABAB rhyme scheme and are only 5 TBT!
-Need a cute poem to fit into your signature?
-Want to surprise someone with a cute/funny poem?
-Need to criticize someone or get back at them with sarcasm?
-Just think these are funny and want one about yourself?
-Need to jazz up a school project/ blog post/ project of yours?
Look no further. For 5 TBT I will write a poem about a topic of your choice.
-Topic for poem
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.)
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?
-Did you send 5 TBT?
I will like your post with the above information to show I have seen the request
If I post it in here, I will VM you that it is ready.
Please allow at maximum, 24 hours for me to write it from the time of me accepting the request
You can do whatever you want with these poems, but tell all your friends if you are happy with your poem.
Thank you for your interest and have a lovely day.
-Thankful for a friend on TBT?
-Want to send some love to someone for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/New Year's
-For the upcoming holidays I am taking orders to post poems on people's VMs on each respective holiday.
-Posts are made in EST, so may be a little off based on time zones
-These will be 6 TBT a piece, please send with your order form from below
-Poems will be formatted like so:
To USER
Line 1
Line 2
Line 3
Line 4
From WHO ORDERED IT (although they can be anonymous and I will keep anonymity even if person receiving asks)
-No poems will be accepted if trying to be in mean spirits. This is at my discretion
-PM me/or post this specific form to order these! (Depending on if you want it to be a surprise)
FORM
-What Holiday do you want the poem to be posted on?
-What user's VM do you want to send this to?
-Requests for topic/tone of poem, outside of holiday cheer?
-Anything else I should know?
I will be compiling a separate document where I can prepare these ahead of time to post on each holiday
Certain holidays may be blocked off if I feel like I have too many orders (wishful thinking)
Currently accepting for all holidays
If you got extra eggs from the hunt, its a fun alternative
Welcome to my poetry shop! Poems follow a 4 line ABAB rhyme scheme and are only 5 TBT!
-Need a cute poem to fit into your signature?
-Want to surprise someone with a cute/funny poem?
-Need to criticize someone or get back at them with sarcasm?
-Just think these are funny and want one about yourself?
-Need to jazz up a school project/ blog post/ project of yours?
Look no further. For 5 TBT I will write a poem about a topic of your choice.
She loves his snowy, white fur
Nothing can tear them apart
A love so deep and pure
She toasts his marshmallow heart
You are my heart, my entire soul
Two friends and lovers, miles apart
I long for you to make me whole
Never an end, but just a new start
Dressed in purple so fine
With stature that like a straw
Waiting for his time to shine
He shouts a confident "wah"
Your lurking he will tunnel
And questions he'll avoid
His style, less than subtle
Mafia with Kirby not enjoyed
Waffles is my idol
Lord of all the memes
Drawing laughter from all
Taking mafia to extremes
Cheddar, gruyere, fontina
Grilled cheese you're the one
I'm always gonna eat ya
And be sad when you are gone
It is a major fashion travesty
To wear your sandals with socks
Frequency causes asexuality
It is the worst of ****-blocks
Spirits rise on Hallow's eve
Stranger's candy gives you the runs
Ghosts to come and snatch yo weave
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Fur like midnight, bucktooth brazen,
Witty, kind, and friendly soul
Eyes so blue you love to gaze in
Heart like diamond, but name is Cole
Bowels grumble aggressively
In a public place, lots of stress
Try to flatulate with subtlety
But now check pants for a mess
Nothing can tear them apart
A love so deep and pure
She toasts his marshmallow heart
You are my heart, my entire soul
Two friends and lovers, miles apart
I long for you to make me whole
Never an end, but just a new start
Dressed in purple so fine
With stature that like a straw
Waiting for his time to shine
He shouts a confident "wah"
Your lurking he will tunnel
And questions he'll avoid
His style, less than subtle
Mafia with Kirby not enjoyed
Waffles is my idol
Lord of all the memes
Drawing laughter from all
Taking mafia to extremes
Cheddar, gruyere, fontina
Grilled cheese you're the one
I'm always gonna eat ya
And be sad when you are gone
It is a major fashion travesty
To wear your sandals with socks
Frequency causes asexuality
It is the worst of ****-blocks
Spirits rise on Hallow's eve
Stranger's candy gives you the runs
Ghosts to come and snatch yo weave
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Fur like midnight, bucktooth brazen,
Witty, kind, and friendly soul
Eyes so blue you love to gaze in
Heart like diamond, but name is Cole
Bowels grumble aggressively
In a public place, lots of stress
Try to flatulate with subtlety
But now check pants for a mess
STANDARD ORDERS
Just post in here with the following information:-Topic for poem
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.)
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?
-Did you send 5 TBT?
I will like your post with the above information to show I have seen the request
If I post it in here, I will VM you that it is ready.
Please allow at maximum, 24 hours for me to write it from the time of me accepting the request
You can do whatever you want with these poems, but tell all your friends if you are happy with your poem.
Thank you for your interest and have a lovely day.
HOLIDAY TELEGRAM SPECIALS
-Thankful for a friend on TBT?
-Want to send some love to someone for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/New Year's
-For the upcoming holidays I am taking orders to post poems on people's VMs on each respective holiday.
-Posts are made in EST, so may be a little off based on time zones
-These will be 6 TBT a piece, please send with your order form from below
-Poems will be formatted like so:
To USER
Line 1
Line 2
Line 3
Line 4
From WHO ORDERED IT (although they can be anonymous and I will keep anonymity even if person receiving asks)
-No poems will be accepted if trying to be in mean spirits. This is at my discretion
-PM me/or post this specific form to order these! (Depending on if you want it to be a surprise)
FORM
-What Holiday do you want the poem to be posted on?
-What user's VM do you want to send this to?
-Requests for topic/tone of poem, outside of holiday cheer?
-Anything else I should know?
I will be compiling a separate document where I can prepare these ahead of time to post on each holiday
Certain holidays may be blocked off if I feel like I have too many orders (wishful thinking)
Currently accepting for all holidays
Vampnessa
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