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EASTER SPECIAL OFFERING FREE POEMS FOR A YEAR TO ANYONE WHO DONATES A ZIPPER SAKURA

If you got extra eggs from the hunt, its a fun alternative

Welcome to my poetry shop! Poems follow a 4 line ABAB rhyme scheme and are only 5 TBT!


-Need a cute poem to fit into your signature?
-Want to surprise someone with a cute/funny poem?
-Need to criticize someone or get back at them with sarcasm?
-Just think these are funny and want one about yourself?
-Need to jazz up a school project/ blog post/ project of yours?

Look no further. For 5 TBT I will write a poem about a topic of your choice.
She loves his snowy, white fur
Nothing can tear them apart
A love so deep and pure
She toasts his marshmallow heart

You are my heart, my entire soul
Two friends and lovers, miles apart
I long for you to make me whole
Never an end, but just a new start

Dressed in purple so fine
With stature that like a straw
Waiting for his time to shine
He shouts a confident "wah"

Your lurking he will tunnel
And questions he'll avoid
His style, less than subtle
Mafia with Kirby not enjoyed

Waffles is my idol
Lord of all the memes
Drawing laughter from all
Taking mafia to extremes

Cheddar, gruyere, fontina
Grilled cheese you're the one
I'm always gonna eat ya
And be sad when you are gone

It is a major fashion travesty
To wear your sandals with socks
Frequency causes asexuality
It is the worst of ****-blocks

Spirits rise on Hallow's eve
Stranger's candy gives you the runs
Ghosts to come and snatch yo weave
Spooky Scary Skeletons

Fur like midnight, bucktooth brazen,
Witty, kind, and friendly soul
Eyes so blue you love to gaze in
Heart like diamond, but name is Cole

Bowels grumble aggressively
In a public place, lots of stress
Try to flatulate with subtlety
But now check pants for a mess

STANDARD ORDERS
Just post in here with the following information:

-Topic for poem
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.)
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?
-Did you send 5 TBT?

I will like your post with the above information to show I have seen the request
If I post it in here, I will VM you that it is ready.
Please allow at maximum, 24 hours for me to write it from the time of me accepting the request
You can do whatever you want with these poems, but tell all your friends if you are happy with your poem.
Thank you for your interest and have a lovely day.

HOLIDAY TELEGRAM SPECIALS

-Thankful for a friend on TBT?
-Want to send some love to someone for Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/New Year's
-For the upcoming holidays I am taking orders to post poems on people's VMs on each respective holiday.
-Posts are made in EST, so may be a little off based on time zones
-These will be 6 TBT a piece, please send with your order form from below
-Poems will be formatted like so:
To USER
Line 1
Line 2
Line 3
Line 4
From WHO ORDERED IT (although they can be anonymous and I will keep anonymity even if person receiving asks)
-No poems will be accepted if trying to be in mean spirits. This is at my discretion
-PM me/or post this specific form to order these! (Depending on if you want it to be a surprise)

FORM
-What Holiday do you want the poem to be posted on?
-What user's VM do you want to send this to?
-Requests for topic/tone of poem, outside of holiday cheer?
-Anything else I should know?

I will be compiling a separate document where I can prepare these ahead of time to post on each holiday
Certain holidays may be blocked off if I feel like I have too many orders (wishful thinking)
Currently accepting for all holidays

Vampnessa
 
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This is great. I'd like one about me please. A genuine one, if you could. You're welcome to post it in this thread. Sending the TBT!
 
This is great. I'd like one about me please. A genuine one, if you could. You're welcome to post it in this thread. Sending the TBT!

Thank you so much for being my first one! Here is your poem!

She loves his snowy, white fur
Nothing can tear them apart
A love so deep and pure
She toasts his marshmallow heart
 
-Topic for poem: Our love
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): Tender
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: Here
-Did you send 2 TBT?: yes
 
-Topic for poem: Our love
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): Tender
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: Here
-Did you send 2 TBT?: yes

Dang thats a lot of pressure... give me some time to put our relationship into 4 tender bars

You are my heart, my entire soul
Two friends and lovers, miles apart
I long for you to make me whole
Never an end, but just a new start

tbh I had like 3 others, that pushed the boundary a little bit
I settled on this because it matched the tenderness I think you wanted... enjoy ;)
 
i saw the vanessa one again and burst into tears tbh
 
i saw the vanessa one again and burst into tears tbh
Vanessa my love
I'm sad you got the sack
Choice fit like a glove
Now I'm a necrophiliac
*note this was from a game of mafia and so context is necessary*

its crazy how accurate it was while describing how i felt like perfectly
 
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Oooooh you should write a poem about my boi Wal
You can make it funny or meme-ish idrc lol

I'll send 2 tbt for it :D
 
this is great omg

-Topic for poem: kirbystarship
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): funny
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: post here pls
-Did you send 2 TBT? doneee
 
Oooooh you should write a poem about my boi Wal
You can make it funny or meme-ish idrc lol

I'll send 2 tbt for it :D

Dressed in purple so fine
With stature that like a straw
Waiting for his time to shine
He shouts a confident "wah"
 
this is great omg

-Topic for poem: kirbystarship
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): funny
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: post here pls
-Did you send 2 TBT? doneee

Oh man theres a lot I need to take in for this topic ;)

Your lurking he will tunnel
And questions he'll avoid
His style, less than subtle
Mafia with Kirby not enjoyed

lol, I had to do it Kirb ;)

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Perfect omg XDDD

Ty!!


haha! glad you like it :)
 
Oh man theres a lot I need to take in for this topic ;)

Your lurking he will tunnel
And questions he'll avoid
His style, less than subtle
Mafia with Kirby not enjoyed

lol, I had to do it Kirb ;)

me thinks u covered his maf style well. job well done :lemon:
 
Make a poem about me dew it
 
-Topic for poem: grilled cheese
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): Cheesy
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: post here
-Did you send 2 TBT? yes
 
IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHAT A SMART MONEY MAKING SCHEME TOADS

Not buying any atm but sending you love and support ❤️
 
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1.
Stoic, staunch, and strong
If you're scum, he will know
Kirby is hardly ever wrong
At mafia he is a pro

2.
Sneaky at the Caxnival
Lasting until the end
He was the last scum of all
Fervor and acumen did not bend

3.
He started out as Tardis
Gotten Mafia in Tarot
Fools would make their diss
But from then on he'd grow

4.
At mafia he's awesome
Strength and discipline
Your heartstring he will strum
And will always make you grin

5.
Hosting Death by Design
The magic came together
Everything went just fine
Kirby and Bianca forever

6.
Although I joke and tease
I know you've got my back
And everyone surely agrees
Kirby's skills do not lack

7.
Each mafia game with Kirby
Is always interesting
Just like the roller derby
Someone always makes a swing

8.
Kirby is quite the peach
He'll brighten up your day
Not too big on long speech
But will sus you in his own way

9.
King of all the candy
Just this halloween
He makes the forum dandy
Out of ten, Kirby's a fifteen

10.
He'll always make you smile
And be a friend to you
Good to talk for a while
And wonderful to speak to

11.
Kirby is a wonder
And always up to play
If on his list your under
You're gonna have a bad day

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Make a poem about me dew it


Waffles is my idol
Lord of all the memes
Drawing laughter from all
Taking mafia to extremes

- - - Post Merge - - -

-Topic for poem: grilled cheese
-General feeling for this poem (Sappy, genuine, sarcastic, etc.): Cheesy
-Do you want me to post it in this thread, a separate thread (please link), or PM it to you?: post here
-Did you send 2 TBT? yes

Cheddar, gruyere, fontina
Grilled cheese you're the one
I'm always gonna eat ya
And be sad when you are gone
 
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It is a major fashion travesty
To wear your sandals with socks
Frequency causes asexuality
It is the worst of ****-blocks
 
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