Did Julian just dump me?

Amykins

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I swear, Julian has been holding a one-sided relationship with me. One that apparently ended today. I can't screenshot letters (bleh) but here's the three that tell the complete story:

"So, Amykins...
I want to tell you how I feel, my dear friend. Or rather, this pen will tell you for me. I know I'm pretty secretive with my feelings, but happy Valentine's day!

From your Julian"

"To my beloved Amykins,
You pierced my heart! With a message that only you could have written...I suppose there are things that are best expressed in simple terms, yes?

With love, Julian"

"Dear Amykins,
My heart yearns with every sunset. It's as if the sun and I have broken hearts together. My love was so pure, but now it's over before it ever had a chance to really begin.

- The lonely Julian"

...I've had some unhealthy relationships before, but never one that ran its course without me even knowing it existed? XD
 
I love the letters smug villagers write. I also never thought it was possible, but my jock villager Pierce might have a crush on Cyrus. He was telling me about Cyrus' great muscles he gets by refurbishing furniture, and it sounded...rather like Pierce was twitter-pated.
 
Oh that's bad, that's polygamy xD

Hey, a few of my friends are poly, and they love their lives. So hush, you. :p

I'm not like, upset over it it's just weird that they would program in relationships...and even heartbreak?? I've never gotten a depressing letter like this in ANY AC game until now. I've never even gotten one like this in New Leaf for the entire year I've played it. It's just bizarre.
 
So I pulled up a couple of the letters I had saved that I got from Phil.

"Listen to this, Hana,

I had a dream... It had been pouring rain for days. Then the two of us, side by side, both looked up at a rainbow. That's when I knew that I think rainbows are awesome.

—Phil, rainbow chaser"


"My beloved Hana,

Picking out furniture felt like we were about to start a new life together. I had a feeling this would blend right in with the rest of your belongings.

Is this real?—Phil"

WOW.

He's also always saying that he wants to move in with me.

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Seriously though, has ANYone ever gotten a break-up letter from a villager?
Haha, they're not actual "break-up" letters. Relationships aren't programmed into the game. The smug villagers are just... well, you know. Smug. They're the only villagers who will send you letters like that.
 
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