Town name jokes thread!

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On a thread in the NL board about reseting 97 times, the person(Robert Plant) named their town my butt. We all starting cracking jokes about it. It was so fun and awesome! This thread is dedicated to town names and jokes about them! For instance, here is the one that will start us off(they do not have to be real towns):

"The people of my poop feel that it is the best town ever! They never want to leave!"

Rules:

1. Keep it appropriate.

2. HAVE FUN!
 
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I'll repost the ones I did on 97 resets later...

An old villager in town ''Oh, ____, I didn't expect to see you here! There's a shopping district in my town, but I miss my butt's main street.''

''I'm here in my butt today to do some shopping! I hope I score some good stuff!''

More later after tea :)
 
LOLZ! I'll bold the town name, although I probably don't need to. xD

"Hi, ____! It's me, ____! I'm here in my butt, just like I said!"

"my poop's pears are so delicious! Could you bring me one?"

"Did you know that pears grow right here in my butt?"
 
''I just love the taste of the peaches from my poop!''

''So, Mayor ____, you would like to enact the Keep my butt Beautiful ordinance? Or even better.
''So, Mayor ____, you would like to enact the Keep my poop Beautiful ordinance?

Uhh Can't think of any more *goes to steal ideas from 97 resets later* Don't worry I'll credit them :D

Midgetsc - Camping villager: ''OMG, I love my butt!''
Touko - ''Hey, your 'Keep my poop Beautiful' ordinance is working!

Night night now. ZZz
 
Oh dear xD And a thread has been made.

One of the dialogue's for a villager:

"It seems like someone should say "Welcome to my poop." So, welcome to my poop!
 
"I haven't seen you around before. Are you visiting my butt?"

"I haven't seen you around before. Are you visiting my poop?"
 
Ooh, I have a main street one:

"Confession time: I came by because I was missing my butt."

"Confession time: I came by because I was missing my poop."
 
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