🤗 ** TBT's Agony Aunt: Auntie Jason ** 🤗

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My dearest fellow members,

Auntie Jason is back on TBT for ONE VERY SPECIAL EVENT!
Do you have a pressing worry in your life?
A love life in tatters?
Not sure what to do with your every day?

WRITE TO ME!

Any and all questions are welcome (but I may not answer them if they're boring)

GET YOUR LETTERS IN NOW FOR THE BEST ADVICE OF YOUR LIFE!

AUNTIE JASON AND SQUIGGLY ARE HERE FOR YOU!
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Auntie Jason how are you so bootyful what is your skin care routine omg so soft so smooth so succulent.
 
Shu said:
Auntie Jason how are you so bootyful what is your skin care routine omg so soft so smooth so succulent.
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Oh my dearest Shu,
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But if you want beautiful skin all you have to do is WASH YOUR GOD DAMN FACE.

All my love,
xoxox

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Bowie said:
Do you have a name for that penguin?
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Oh Bowie,
Squiggly is my dearest companion. He lives on my sofa, watching over my every evening. Probably seeing many things that have scarred him for life.
He's a good boy.

xoxo

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Tina said:
When are we meeting up again? Last time was too short.
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Tintin,
Perhaps you should get your ass down south!
Or wait until I can be bothered to drive 10 hours again. I'm not sure your deep fried mars bars are worth it though.

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xoxox
 
Jas0n said:
Tintin,
Perhaps you should get your ass down south!
Or wait until I can be bothered to drive 10 hours again. I'm not sure your deep fried mars bars are worth it though.

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xoxox
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I was actually planning to be in London September 23rd-25th but ended up changing to Birmingham instead.

Maybe next time we don't eat them with coffee. 😂
 
Tina said:
I was actually planning to be in London September 23rd-25th but ended up changing to Birmingham instead.

Maybe next time we don't eat them with coffee. ��
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Well I can come to Birmingham! That's not too far.
We can get some harder drinks and skip the coffee.
I'll bring Squiggly.
 
why you make my buy overwatch and then play it twice
 
Justin said:
why you make my buy overwatch and then play it twice
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Dear Justin,
THIS IS OLD NEWS GET OVER IT.

Also I played like 4 times thank you very much!
When are we playing games IF YOU CARE SO MUCH?

All my hate,
auntie JJ xoxox
 
Jas0n said:
Oh my dearest Shu,
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
But if you want beautiful skin all you have to do is WASH YOUR GOD DAMN FACE.

All my love,
xoxox
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y didnt i see this b4, u r so smart auntie tyt y
 
Aunty Jason, what dazzling tips do you have for becoming a celebrity on Miiverse? :lemon:
 
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~Unicorn~ said:
Hi, I don't know you, but when were you part of the tbt staff?
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You don't know ME?! Who do you think you are?! Running round leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts, tearing love apart.

Probably before you were born, little one.

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Cress said:
Aunty Jason, what dazzling tips do you have for becoming a celebrity on Miiverse? :lemon:
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Oh Cress, my dearest Cress,
I know this has been a struggle for you. It's hard, to be noticed in a world so full of angsty children.
My best advice to you would be to just... stop trying. You don't need miiverse in your life. All you need is a good cup of coffee, a pug and three cups of strawberries.

Hope this finds you well,
xoxoxox
 
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Dearest Wise One, how will I hope with working when the Fair starts?
 
Jas0n said:
Well I can come to Birmingham! That's not too far.
We can get some harder drinks and skip the coffee.
I'll bring Squiggly.
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Only going to be there about 20hrs and I'll be with Meg-Mog. But if that's a good middle ground in terms of travel we should totally get together one weekend and just get completely hammered.

I wanna cuddle with Squiggly.
 
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Elijo said:
Dearest Wise One, how will I hope with working when the Fair starts?
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That depends, is your work important?

Xerolin said:
aunty jason have you gone to hell and back?
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Hi Xerolin,
I think the more important question is - why are you asking this?
This thread is not about me, for it is about helping others.
Perhaps you're asking this because you fear that you have been to hell? Something in your life is haunting you and you're afraid that you've hit rock bottom and there is no way out. You are surrounded by hellfire and all that you know and love is burning.
Well, Xerolin, let me tell you. Fire is glorious. From the ashes you will be born anew like a glorious phoenix. You will rise from the flames and take control of that hellfire to forge a new life full of joy and happiness. And fire. Lots and lots of fire.

Best,
Jason xxoxox

Tina said:
Only going to be there about 20hrs and I'll be with Meg-Mog. But if that's a good middle ground in terms of travel we should totally get together one weekend and just get completely hammered.

I wanna cuddle with Squiggly.
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Ohh fair enough. Yea, we should definitely organise one weekend. Get an airbnb or something!
I'll bring the wine. Aunty Jason likes wine.

:D
xox
 
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