King of the hill

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*the objective is to kick the person off the hill and become the king*
Person 1: I'm the king
Person 2: A flock of birds mauled you, I'm king of the hill.
Person 3: You were a bad ruler and the citizens dethroned you. I'm king of the hill.

I'll start

I'm the king of the hill.
 
Hank Hill knocked you out cause you criticized lady propane, he's King of the Hill now.
 
I drug Hank Hill and throw him in the freezer. I'm King of the Hill now.
 
Hank Hill doesn't appreciate the unsolicited use of his name in vain
I'm the king of the hill
 
I drug your next drink w/ PCP and LSD. I'm King of the Hill now.
 
A man in a kappa costume kidnaps you into his white van. I'm kind of the hill now.
 
I break out of jail and knock you out w/ a blunt object(probably a propane tank). I'm king of the hill now.
 
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Hank Hill does a citizens arrest on you for breaking out of jail and deliberately using propane as a weapon.

He's the King of the Hill now.



I love how this thread is turning into a big KOTH innuendo lol
 
Hank Hill gets Splatted by Marie.

Im the king of the hill now.
 
The king's chef mistakes Marie for calimari and cooks her.

I'm king of the hill now.
 
You were "Waving through a Window" and fell thru then died

Im king of da hill
 
You "accidently" fell of the hill

I'm the king of the hill now
 
Kubuki just drowned by that wave now from mourning you are no longer able to rule

STILL THE KING BABBBBBBBBYYYYYYY
 
I shank you from behind.

I'm king of the hill now.
 
I give you a pfp and signature and you love it so much you dont look where your going and you slip and fall

iM kInG oF tHe DeAD MeME
 
you were too busy meming to stop me from staging a coup and stealing the throne

I'm king of the hill
 
A Mexico-paid wall appears atop the hill, crushing you in the process.

Now I'm the king of the hill, an I'm going to MAKE THE HILL GREAT AGAIN!!
 
You're mentioning politics and get banned from the hill by the citizens

I'm the king of the hill now
 
The hill itself disapproves of your rule and swallows you whole. The hill chooses me to take my rightful place on the throne.

I'm king of the hill now
 
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