[Game] 911 || EMERGENCY CALLS ONLY !!!

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?
ME: Yes hi hello, I need an ambulance over to *insert address here* as soon as possible.
OPERATOR: The ambulance will be dispatched as soon as possible. Can I ask if you're okay, sir?
ME: Yes well I am doing goo- YEOOOOOWCH- I'm doing great!
OPERATOR: Sir, if you are in any immediate danger, you need to let us know immediately so we can dispatch the proper authorities.
ME: No no, it's not necessary I swear!
OPERATOR: Sir, please.
ME: Okay, fine... I got my schlong stuck in a finger trap again.
OPERATOR: I'm sorry, what?
ME: You know, you put your fingers in and if you pull away with both your fingers it tightens?
OPERATOR: Alright, that's enough. The ambulance will be there shortly.

*fin*

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?

ME: David Bowie is dead.

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?

ME: TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS POSTING CRYPTIC MESSAGES ON TWITTER AGAIN!!!

OPERATOR: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not an emergency.

ME: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! THE MESSAGES SIGNIFY THAT THE BLURRYFACE ERA IS OVER AND THE EYE IS SLOWLY CLOSING! EACH EYE CONTAINS LYRICS FROM THEIR SONGS AND ALL RELATE TO SLEEP. THE EYE CLOSING MAY BE REPRESENTING SLEEP. THE EYE MAY OR MAY NOT OPEN TO A NEW COLOR TO REPRESENT THE NEW ALBUM. MY GUESS IS IT'LL BE BLUE. I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK. HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OPERATOR: *hangs up*

OPERATOR: What is your emergency?

ME: If you love someone from Animal Crossing, does that count as beastiality?

OPERATOR: Excuse me, what?

ME:I NEED TO KNOW IF IT IS OK TO LOVE COOKIE WAIT DON'T HA-

OPERATOR: -hangs up-

The questions that must be answered :v
(also, I think the OP tells us to say a situation and he/she replies)

Goldenapple said:

OPERATOR: 911, what's your emergency?

ME: TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS POSTING CRYPTIC MESSAGES ON TWITTER AGAIN!!!

OPERATOR: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that's not an emergency.

ME: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! THE MESSAGES SIGNIFY THAT THE BLURRYFACE ERA IS OVER AND THE EYE IS SLOWLY CLOSING! EACH EYE CONTAINS LYRICS FROM THEIR SONGS AND ALL RELATE TO SLEEP. THE EYE CLOSING MAY BE REPRESENTING SLEEP. THE EYE MAY OR MAY NOT OPEN TO A NEW COLOR TO REPRESENT THE NEW ALBUM. MY GUESS IS IT'LL BE BLUE. I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A HEART ATTACK. HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

OPERATOR: *hangs up*

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I'm not a TOP fan but my brother has been talkin a heluvalot about this and it just made me chuckle ^o^