okay so I didn't get screenshots but I went over and joined a conversation between Kabuki and Jitters.
(note: this isn't exactly what they said but it's close enough okay)
Kabuki: something about telling jitters to stop wiping his hands on his shirt before he eats, he should wash them or carry around a clean handkerchief
Jitters: whoa you sound like you've said that before, like you have 3 boys at home or something
Kabuki: If I had sons they wouldn't be grubby like you. In fact, if I had any kids I'd like to have an angel of a daughter I could spoil and she'd call me 'papa'
Jitters: *points out how red Kabuki's face has gone*
Kabuki (actual words): You muscle-brained simpleton! Just **** your gob! Ugh!
Kabuki is now having a temper tantrum round town
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(note: this isn't exactly what they said but it's close enough okay)
Kabuki: something about telling jitters to stop wiping his hands on his shirt before he eats, he should wash them or carry around a clean handkerchief
Jitters: whoa you sound like you've said that before, like you have 3 boys at home or something
Kabuki: If I had sons they wouldn't be grubby like you. In fact, if I had any kids I'd like to have an angel of a daughter I could spoil and she'd call me 'papa'
Jitters: *points out how red Kabuki's face has gone*
Kabuki (actual words): You muscle-brained simpleton! Just **** your gob! Ugh!
Kabuki is now having a temper tantrum round town
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