Crappy Joke Alert:
Me: Hey did you hear about the person who invented the knock knock jokes?
Random Stranger: Nope can't say I've heard of them.
Me: Well he actually won the "no-bell" prize. Heh you get it!
"Cricket Chirping"
Random Stranger: "In their head" That was probably the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.
Me: "In my head" I really need to get a life.