Giveaway Mother's + Father's Day Carnation + Leif

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Why is it not good to play piker in the jungle?
CAUSE THEYRE TO MANY CHEETAHS
 
This is a merge between sydney and stitches
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Distorted Carnation
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Crappy Joke Alert:
Me: Hey did you hear about the person who invented the knock knock jokes?
Random Stranger: Nope can't say I've heard of them.
Me: Well he actually won the "no-bell" prize. Heh you get it!
"Cricket Chirping"
Random Stranger: "In their head" That was probably the worst joke I have ever heard in my life.
Me: "In my head" I really need to get a life.
 
Lame joke of the day.

What did one plate say to the other?Lunch is on me.
 
Crappy joke of the day:

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because there were a lot of fans.

*Ba-dum-cha*
 
Bad joke #3: A door didn't want to open up to a psychiatrist because it didn't think she could handle it.
 
Lame joke #2:

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta ;D
 
Stupid joke of the day:

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 789!

That one is so lame and old, so I had to use it :)
 
Lame joke of the day.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?Guardians of the Galaxy.
 
Wanted to just pop by with a creeping lief. xD
 

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Hello! I'd like to join in on this.
Here's my joke of the day -
Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter? He doesn't like being followed.
 
Lame joke #3:

I had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
 
Thank you for this giveaway!
I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon. :)
 
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