1000 MORE Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart.

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We've reached over 1000 ways in the other thread! D:

Let's try and think of more ways. :eek:

I'll start!

Throw cats into everyone's face.


Click here to check the Prequel!
 
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Put the theft protection things on people.
 
lmao jesus flare that escalated quickly

teach your kid to ride their bike while in the bike aisle
 
i think it's because the other one was way over 1000 ways already

rig all the display tvs in the entertainment department to show porn
 
well it's been over that for a long time.. whatever though.

take out all the pencils, candles and stuff and perform a satanic ritual
 
go up to one of those art displays they make out of 12-packs of cola and pull one out, causing a cola landslide and probably a flood too lmao

kinda wanna do that now
 
Convince Sheila in a Wal-Mart store this was a totally needed Sequel.
 
Run rampant through the food department while holding down the handles on two cans of air freshener.
 
1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart: The Sequel

Sounds like a movie title

Take the entire stores supply of cooking oil, empty all the contents all over the floor and turn the store into a skating rink.
 
we don't have walmart here in the uk so idk exactly what could get you kicked out but

building a rocket ship made of solely sodas, and then detonating it
 
replace the soda with bleach (though i doubt anyone would actually be convinced that its soda)

hopefully no one would die from that
 
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