The Unfortunate, Fortunately Game

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

fortunately i have a shoe

Linksonic1 · May 22, 2017

Unfortunately these spiders are from the future and have armor that are immune to shoes

Alolan_Apples · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, the spiders aren't mean, as they taught you time travel.

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

unfortunately one of the spiders is an evil wizard in disguise

N a t · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, the evil wizard spider had awful allergies, and couldn't stop sneezing long enough to do anything bad!

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

unfortunately his twin brother showed up and gave him his allergy meds

Bowie · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, they were the Spiders from Mars, so all they wanted to do was rock and roll!

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

unfortunately i don't like rock and roll music

Alolan_Apples · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, the spiders also play jazz music.

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

unfortunately i only like pop and classical/instrument music

Bcat · May 22, 2017

Fortunately that's all right, because regardless of the quality of the spiders jazz at least it doesn't kill us

AngelBunny · May 22, 2017

unfortunately its raining fire tacos

That Marshal Fangirl · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, it starts to rain for real and cools down all the tacos.

Bcat · May 22, 2017

unfortunately we now must wade through a river of soggy tacos

That Marshal Fangirl · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, the river is salsa and makes the tacos delicious.

Bcat · May 22, 2017

unfortunately the salsa was too spicy and plunges us into gastrointestinal hell

Gem of Paradise · May 22, 2017

Fortunately it's burp contest day.

Bcat · May 22, 2017

unfortunately, burps are not the worst thing about what the tacos have done to us

That Marshal Fangirl · May 22, 2017

Fortunately, our butts enable us to fly around in the air.

Gem of Paradise · May 22, 2017

Unfortunately, they make stinky clouds.