1000 things you can do with pears

Sanrio · Mar 22, 2017

throw a pear at someone and knock them out

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

make pear-prints over the walls of the westboro baptist church

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

22-Use it as a box for an engagement ring(And the ring itself) because you're too cheap to buy one yourself

Flare · Mar 22, 2017

23. Give them to Beth.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

you could tie the stem and use it as the ring lmao
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24- use it as a sex toy

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

25-Make little pear guitars.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

26- cut them into roses

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

27 - hand them out to kids

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

28-Hand them out to old women

Flare · Mar 22, 2017

29. Sleep with them.

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

30-Sleep with them~

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

Ash Q. Scrumfleton said:
28-Hand them out to old women

No one wants to give you pears

31 - carve them into a ride on lawn mower

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

32- form a screamo band with them and call yourselves "the preaching pears"

"of mice and pears"
"sleeping with pears"
"pierce the pears"
"all time pears"
"suicide pears"

Flare · Mar 22, 2017

33. Draw a Penis on them

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

34-Make a pear suit.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

35- use them as a drum kit.

Flare · Mar 22, 2017

36. Carve them into Apples.

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

37-Carve them into pear action figures.

Flare · Mar 22, 2017

38. Utilize them as weapons.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

39- grapefruit technique but with pears ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

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