1000 things you can do with pears

Kaleidoscopes · Apr 22, 2017

Throw your pears away in the garbage where they belong.

Zireael · Apr 22, 2017

Throw them at your enemies to give them a pear of black eyes

Sadistic · Apr 22, 2017

Cry with them.

B e t h a n y · Apr 22, 2017

Propose with one

Linksonic1 · Apr 22, 2017

Have a kiki

oliversacnl · Apr 22, 2017

Make pear butter!

I haven't made it, but I found this recipe that I want to try. https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/easy-pear-butter-recipe/

Also, you could sell them in Animal Crossing.

PizzaTotinoBoy · Apr 22, 2017

Change every noun in a song into "pear"

sej · Apr 22, 2017

smash one with a hammer

Bcat · Apr 22, 2017

use them as insulation in your attic

Flare · May 2, 2017

Use them on a Pancake recipe.

Xandra · May 3, 2017

Eat them...

Fearthecuteness · May 3, 2017

I don't think the staff would allow me to submit my answer. XD

Flare · May 7, 2017

Build a Pear-Mobile.

AppleBitterCrumble · May 7, 2017

feed them to a raccoon

Rabirin · May 8, 2017

poach em

Flare · May 18, 2017

Trade for Money.

Brookie · May 18, 2017

Facial

Dim · May 24, 2017

Honor it.

Not even close to 1000 smh

Alienfish · May 24, 2017

Burn them on a huge bonfire because they are yuck

Flare · May 24, 2017

Dance with them.