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1000 things you can do with pears

Go to the movies with it
 
Ingeniously invest them into the international pear trading industry, then, as your stocks slowly rise to absurd levels of which the world has never seen.... PLOT WORLD PEAR DOMINATION!!!!!
 
poke it with a bunch of sewing needles when you don't have one of those cushion thingys to put the needles in.



Idk I'm bored lol
 
Take the stem off and throw it like a grenade.
 
ask it if it will "let you s m a s h"

and then grab a hammer and smash it
 
Boil em
Mash em
Stick em in a stew
 
Glue googly eyes onto them as well as a mustache.
 
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