1000 things you can do with pears

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Turn Prince Ali's 70 golden camels into pears.

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

Replace Sebastian and Flounder with pears in The Little Mermaid.

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Make a pear clock to make me remember it's 12:35 AM and I want sleep.

Oh well.

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

Nuke an Eastern country with one maybe that's a bit far????

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run an operating system using a pear as a source of electricity

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Think of pears at night instead of the person in "at night I think of you"

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

We Are Number One but every 'one' is replaced with Danny Devito saying "pear"

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Go Super Sanic racing with them

Flare · Mar 25, 2017

Attempt a robbery with a Pear as the driver.

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

Replace everyone in the Grove Street families with pears. (WOULD STILL DRIVE BETTER THAN CJ)

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Replace Vladimir Lenin's heavily-preserved corpse with a pear.

treetops · Mar 25, 2017

make weird inside jokes about pears

B e t h a n y · Mar 25, 2017

Throw them at cars driving by

Sanrio · Mar 25, 2017

B e t h a n y said:
Throw them at cars driving by

throw them at people walking by

Flare · Mar 25, 2017

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release them into the wild.

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

recreate School of Rock with them

B e t h a n y · Mar 25, 2017

Sanrio said:
throw them at people walking by

throw them at people using tbt

moonford · Mar 25, 2017

Throw them at Beth. B)

Flare · Mar 25, 2017

Carve them into an Egg.

Bcat · Mar 25, 2017

replace all jack o' lanterns with pear o' lanterns this coming halloween

creamyy · Mar 25, 2017

throw them at your noisy neighbours