1000 things you can do with pears

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

1 - make a pear snow cone

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

Make pearrible pear puns.

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

Send welcoming pears

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

4-Pair them up to make pairs of pears.

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

5- make pear milkshakes

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

6-Eat them, obviously.

Ichiban · Mar 22, 2017

7 - Combine with other fruits for a health shake

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

8 - make pear pie

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

9-Throw them at people you ~~hate~~ love.

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

10 - write a pear cookbook

Aquari · Mar 22, 2017

candied pears

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

11-Model yourself after a pear.

Aquari · Mar 22, 2017

make pear jam, not to be confused with "pearl jam"

B e t h a n y · Mar 22, 2017

13 - marry a pear

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

14-Bury a pear.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

15- Roast them

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

16-Make a pear-ade stand.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

17- sell your soul to an underground cult of pears

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 22, 2017

18-Stick them in your ears to listen to Drake, apparently.

forestyne · Mar 22, 2017

19- hire a mariachi band of pears to play at some random person's wedding