1000 things you can do with pears

Flare · Mar 25, 2017

Throw them at your neighbor's window.

carp · Mar 25, 2017

s u c c

lauraplays1 · Mar 25, 2017

become a pear

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Beat Silver Surfer for NES using pears instead of your hands.

forestyne · Mar 25, 2017

Replace the Able Sisters with pears

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Replace Mr I. from mario 64 with a pear.

Bcat · Mar 25, 2017

insulate your attic with pears to keep away the frigid winter air

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Get kicked out of Wal-Mart with a pear

B e t h a n y · Mar 25, 2017

Replace the White House with a pear house

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Dye your pear and your hair.

Flare · Mar 25, 2017

Make pears fix my 3DS.

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 25, 2017

Get revenge on flare for stealing my waifu and bells

B e t h a n y · Mar 26, 2017

Carve them into other foods

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 27, 2017

Replace all 3 million dollars Rick James lost when he kidnapped a girl with pears.

TheOtherHatedGuy · Mar 27, 2017

Put em in a salad

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 27, 2017

Make them TheOtherHatedGuy's signature.

forestyne · Mar 27, 2017

pear flavoured condoms

PizzaTotinoBoy · Mar 27, 2017

Use pears instead of sacks of flour to simulate having a baby(you know that generic thing they do in school)

forestyne · Mar 27, 2017

Repair my SD card with one.

B e t h a n y · Mar 27, 2017

pay for other food with them