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Stupidest Quotes Ever?

Once in high school my friend was talking about Shakespeare's Richard II and Richard III and I asked "Why did he write 2 plays about the same guy?". Yeah. I was more of a math and science kind of girl :rolleyes:
 
This 63 year old lady I work with asked me what kale was yesterday

I don't really see that as being stupid, she probably just hasn't seen or ate it before.
 
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"She ran so fast that she fell down and died!"

Literally from a Snow White book my younger brother got in school many years ago. I'll never forget it, it's just too good.
 
"It looks like an eye!" - me in 7th grade science class while we were watching my teacher dissect a sheep's eye
 
"It was Friday the 13th, the night before Halloween"

"If I get killed by a drunk driver, I'm gonna be pissed"

"Climate change is a hoax"
 
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