Jokes

Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted in his field?

A: Because he was outSTANDING in his field.
 
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
 
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine.
 
Yo mama joke:

"Yo mama is so crazy that she chloroformed her 4 year old and put her in a trunk and nobody has heard of her since. HAHAHA! I love yo mama's." - Shane Dawson.
 
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll just let it go...
 
Q: What is Darth Vader's favorite candy?

A: A lifesaver.
 
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