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• Jun 22, 2016

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moonford

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Just a thread for telling jokes. c:

 

• Mar 13, 2017

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Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted in his field?

A: Because he was outSTANDING in his field.

 

• Mar 13, 2017

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

 

• Mar 13, 2017

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Why did Peter Pan fail at being a stand-up comedian?

His jokes Neverland.

 

• Mar 13, 2017

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine.

 

• Mar 14, 2017

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Yo mama joke:

"Yo mama is so crazy that she chloroformed her 4 year old and put her in a trunk and nobody has heard of her since. HAHAHA! I love yo mama's." - Shane Dawson.

 

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• Mar 14, 2017

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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll just let it go...

 

• Mar 15, 2017

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Q: What is Darth Vader's favorite candy?

A: A lifesaver.