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Post your funnies from TBT Mafia's discord chat in this thread so we can laugh at each other.

I'll start.

Mint - Today at 4:47 PM
;8ball will alexi kill us all

RoboNitoriBOT - Today at 4:47 PM
@Mint: Without a doubt.
 
GravebotBOT - Today at 12:39 AM
why is nizz a lil biiiatch

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I will have so much more
 
Mint - Yesterday at 10:58 PM
yeah right, dongschlong is probably your universal account name


Crys - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
:rule34
MarshmallowBOT - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
You cannot use NSFW commands in this channel!
tae**** - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
LOL
Chrystina | Alexi - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
LMAO
Crys - Yesterday at 8:30 PM
Rip

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Cory - Yesterday at 8:13 PM
You should be able to use the hammer to destroy other people collectables

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tae**** - Yesterday at 7:54 PM
pettition for mafia to start tonight pls
Chrystina | Alexi - Yesterday at 7:54 PM
YES
or we riot
tae**** - Yesterday at 7:54 PM
i need to be goos this game
good
pls dont make me a goose
omg

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Chrystina | Alexi - Yesterday at 7:12 PM
im actually dead right now
idk how im typing
Cory - Yesterday at 7:12 PM
Rip
Panda - Yesterday at 7:12 PM
omg CONGRATS !!!!!
your life is complete
!!!
Qwerty111 - Yesterday at 7:13 PM
gg alexi
Cory - Yesterday at 7:13 PM
'''Rip Alexi
'Only wanted a pink feather'


ok damn thats as far back as im going. we spam too much </3
 
Mint - Today at 4:42 PM
@RoboNitori how you doin girl
RoboNitoriBOT - Today at 4:42 PM
@Mint Do you have a girlfriend?

Mint - Today at 4:35 PM
!snoop alexi you are such a great person
GravebotBOT - Today at 4:35 PM
alexi yo ass is such a pimped out person

Mint - Today at 4:34 PM
!snoop hi guys how are you
GravebotBOT - Today at 4:34 PM
hi mutha****as how tha **** is yo dirty ass
 
I don't have a direct quote, but the only quote that maters:

Tom: Please don't **** the frozen lemonaid.
 
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Oh hey, we really will have a **** Kat says v2. Nice, I can't wait.
 
GravebotBOT - Today at 1:08 PM
What tha **** did you just ****in say bout me, you lil biiiatch, biatch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a ****load of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass aint a god damn thang ta me but just another target. I'ma wipe you tha **** up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah ****in lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shiznit ta me over tha Internet, biatch? Think again, ****er n' shiznit fo' realz. As we drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced right now so you betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil thang you call yo' game. You’re ****in dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat ****, mutha****a! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only is I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I'ma use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil ****. If only you could have known what tha **** unholy retribution yo' lil “clever” comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' ****in tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I'ma shiznit fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat ****. You’re ****in dead, kiddo.
 
tae**** - Yesterday at 5:18 PM
above it
LOLO
yeah is my phones area code
they're from 303 denver
thats where they got the 3OH!3 from

Curry | ClamEatsCurry - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
Yep

tae**** - Yesterday at 5:19 PM


Panda - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
Ha

Chrystina | Alexi - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
oh man
what happened to them

tae**** - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
who knows

Curry | ClamEatsCurry - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
It became not 2010

Chrystina | Alexi - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
LOL

Curry | ClamEatsCurry - Yesterday at 5:19 PM
Is what happened
 
^ Hahah that was great


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Panda - Today at 5:59 PM
it rolls over on its side like its liking it
hahahaha
 
#Cory simply owned.
#Chrys made a strategic error when she died.
#meow is a loser and everyone knows it.
#Daniel brings shame to his family.
 
entropy - Today at 7:41 PM
UFCK SOCIAL EQUALITY

entropy - Today at 7:41 PM
organized collectibles is the only sense of order in my life
 
oath2order - Today at 8:44 PM
BIG COCKS

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oath2order - Today at 8:45 PM
cory is scared of big roosters

tae**** - Today at 8:45 PM
im crying
 
Toadsworthy - Today at 1:50 AM
I dont know her
Chrys | Alexi - Today at 1:50 AM
wow
you didnt know who MINTIES WAS
Mint - Today at 1:50 AM
scuse me
Chrys | Alexi - Today at 1:50 AM
disgrace, go away
Mint - Today at 1:50 AM
yeah peon back to the dungeons
Toadsworthy - Today at 1:50 AM
I was a mafia babe
a fetus
tae**** - Today at 1:50 AM
a fetus
omg
Toadsworthy - Today at 1:50 AM
in the womb of mafia
Chrys | Alexi - Today at 1:50 AM
omg i just ****ing diedi

entropy - Today at 1:49 AM
"finally I can display all my birthstones!!" shut up dont get used to it
 
Cory - Today at 4:15 PM
Dolby - Today at 4:15 PM
Cory - Today at 1:15 PM
entropy - Today at 1:14 PM
oath2order - Today at 1:14 PM
Chrys | Alexi - Today at 4:14 PM
Dolby - Today at 4:13 PM
Jacob Jacob - Today at 1:13 PM
entropy - Today at 4:13 PM
Hayden - Today at 1:13 PM
gonna drop out of maf, memes r my priority
 
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