Have you ever committed a crime?

pipty · Feb 5, 2016

Sat on the reserved seat

Dae Min · Feb 5, 2016

When I was 5, I stole a Telletubby greeting card and cried afterward because I thought the police would arrest me.

Romaki · Feb 5, 2016

only minor ones and only one should be really counted because the rest is bs

AnimalCrossingPerson · Feb 5, 2016

schatzi said:
When I was younger I did a lot of shoplifting. I stole my food from the same grocery store every day without getting caught - we had very little food at home, so I tried to make sure that if I ate, it was at friends' houses or something I could obtain myself. I didn't always have the money to pay for it though, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

That sucks, but hey, what do you do in those situations? You could have gone to a food bank if one was nearby, I guess.

Izzy Reincarnated said:
Yeah, I stole at least $100 worth of stuff lmao

Not really anything to 'lmao' about.

Mega_Cabbage said:
I dropped my trash on the street... without picking it up.

The biggest crime of all!

KaydeeKrunk said:
Ą̮̞͐̆̿͆͒ͩ͗͆̕ͅl͈̻̹̇̽͛ͫ͘l̙ͣ̓͋̓͑ͫ̇͜͝ ̷̛̣̼̟̎̋̓ͮͬͯ͋ḧ̴̲͙̻̹̟͖͉͓́͒ằ̛̤͈̞̫͙̥̾͜i̛̝̱͎͍̜̬̠̮̪͆ͥ̕l͍̟̹̻̜̝̾̓͋̉̄̉̀ ̵̪̜̙͕̙̌ͨ̓̒̿t̻͓̥̣ͧ͊͘͢h̢̜͎̗̑ͬ͑͡ḛ̠͖̦̫̘ͮ͗ͫͅͅ ̛͔̠͉̖͎̺ͧͩ̈ͪ͞d̗̲̎ͣ͜a̛̦̙͍̞͈̅̀r̶͚͓̥͎̲͂͗ͨͮ̅̇ͤ̀́k̷̬̞͉̑ͭ̉̀ͤ́ͫͫ̚ ̩̳̭̖̇̀ͬ̽ͬ̌͘͟͝l̡̪̲̭̦̝̲͂ȍ̟͇̻͉̭̖̗ͭ͝ř͍͓̌̀́̕ͅdͯ͑̾͊͏̦̺̲͉̟̩,̇ͭͥ͊̽ͫ̊͛҉̭͍ ̵̓̍̽ͨ̍ͫ͆͋͠͏̲̺͔̥
͎̝̻̲̪̟̓͒ͤf̺̠̗͓̹̲͇͖̽͌̋ͦ̓e̡̘̭̻̫͚̙̭ͧ͑̅ͩ̏̾̔͑̀͞a͖̭̗̪̱͉͚͇ͬ̇͞͠s̢̞̯̱̜̄͂̆̅ͩ̀͡ţ̴͖͕̜̺͚̄̽̋̈̚ ̃̾̌̐̽͏̪̠͇͕̣́o̴͉̰͓̎n̸͙͕ͪ̃̽ ̶̵̜̘̺̩ͩͨ̊̈ͬ̉̌͘t̹͚̭͈̬ͣ͋̄̒̑͒͛̚͞h̴̸̊ͤ҉̣̗͉̥ï̧͎̤̟̩̗̲̫͊͒ͅs̀̕͏̨̮̙̻͍̜̦ͅ ̷̨̹̗̼͂̃͑̈́̓͊ͩͤ͢b͈̪̱̻̗͛͌́l̢̧̳̗͈̻̠͚̽ͫ̉ͭ̃ͭͪ͟ọ̷̠ͪo͙͕ͨͪ̑͆́̌͢ḓ͒͋̏ͬͣ ͔ͨ̃́̀́͟a̛̯̹̙͔͔͒͛̃̊̿̈́̔̀n̘͎͊ͨ͠d̃ͣ̾̋ͣ̈̑ͬͩ͏̴̱̜ ̵̺̝͂͆͑̾͒͘m̧̥̳̦̲̋̑͌̀ą̵͚̻̻̬̹ͣͪ̓̇͆k̴͉̯̯̲̙̊̌̔̆ͫ́͊͝e̠̙̖͈ͭ̃̋̇ͩ ̵͙̬͇̖̦̝͖͉̙͋͂̋̓̑̚͘͜m͖̩͍̯̮̠̓ͬ̌͠y̡͕̼̠͒̏͒̍̿́ ͇͍̯͙͕͔̖͖̰̐̏͒͝hͩ̃͏͓͓̟͕̺̜̫̩͖ą̯͖̫͖̹̤̙̲ͨ͆̏̄̏̎̕͡ḯ̙͖̗͔̳̥͆̇ͨ̎͡͠r̵̯̓ͯ̓̋̋͠ ̶̧͍͙̈́̚r̪̯͓͇ͤͭͯͬȩ̵̘̂̇̌̓a̯̝̬̤͔̰̟̮̻͌̏l̳̫̭̥͂̏̇̀lͨ͋ͨ̐̽̒ͨ̚͏̷͚̘͞y̴̛̥̜̬̮ͣ́̏͂͗ͯͩ ̙̳̠̇̽͊͢ṣ̢̬̠̜̹̺͌ͪ͑̈́̎h̩̠ͧ̒̊̾͑̇̀ĩ̲̣̌ͧ̊̆̎̀n̛̻̯͐̈͆͞y̷̨ͩ̃ͬ͗҉͎͕̻̭ ̧̹̠̺̐ͩā̜̅͆́ň̴̙̜̬̞̂ͬ͂̒̇ͣ͗ͅd̻̘̳̳͖̍ͭͪ͟ ̸̧͇̭̻̞͙̔͗͊ͦ͗ͦͯs̢̢͈̐ͣ̎ͮ̉̍̀o̶̫͖̦̟͍̖͓͈ͮ̇͗ͫ̔̉f̲͚̜͖̖͙̯͇̒ͮ͂͂ͧ̀̿t̡͚̯̙̐̀!͓̹̻̳͍̱͖͖̎̔̑ͪ͒̀ ̥͇͐͆ͭ̂͑ͮ̔̀
̡͚͍̹̹̫̿̑̃͂̌̔̚Ạ̸̸̢͖̪̦͈̓̏̽̐̓n̢͖͚̖͙͍͉̫͓̻̋ͭ̋̅͐͆̂d̨̙͙͎̬ͩ̑̎ ̦̙͖̣̻̹ͣͮ́ͩ̏̽̔̒̀́m̪̦̲͙͕͗ͪ̇ͩ͝y̋̐̓͑҉̼͍̲̭͖̠͍͚͟͢ ̤̞͕͓͎ͪ̐̈͊̎̆͐s̸̢̟̘͓̫̱̙͖͚̍̆̇ͮ̂ͨ͂ͭ̊̕k̹̹̮͈̀ͯ́͑͐̔ͥ͌͟ͅi̡̼̩͔̬̱ͤ͢n̢̻̺̠̭̭̖̻͕̓ͪͥͯ̈̾ ̧̘̺̭ͮͭ͗͗́̆̉͜͠ç̴̢͈̹̠̺͉͋̅͋̒̈̔ḻ̡̢͙̹ͭ͂ͯ̉e̳̼͖̰͉̼̊̓ḁ̯͈̻͈̊̒ͭͤ̉̇ͮ̽ͅr̛̝͔̗̯͙̅ͯ͂̈͡͝!̢̤̺̙̬̺͚̪͍̊̐̓̓́͂́͜͢

I approve of this.

Alright, alright. Enough of quoting others! All I've really done is pirate TV shows and The Rolling Stones.

sock · Feb 5, 2016

Only "I'm over 18" stuff. Nothing bad, no stealing here lmao

Dubstep4Dayz · Feb 5, 2016

Stole a fan from a chemist. Broke after I brought it home. Still have it.

Brad · Feb 5, 2016

I jaywalk every single day.

And I also don't put my trash into the proper receptacles.

00jachna · Feb 5, 2016

I STEAL SO MANY SCHOOL-SUPPLIES FROM SCHOOL OML

It's not even funny

AnimalCrossingPerson · Feb 5, 2016

00jachna said:
I STEAL SO MANY SCHOOL-SUPPLIES FROM SCHOOL OML

It's not even funny

You must make the staff so mad. So much in the way of expenses from stolen pencils and rubbers and such.

Alienfish · Feb 5, 2016

uh other than tasting tea in stores when i was a kid not rly

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00jachna said:
I STEAL SO MANY SCHOOL-SUPPLIES FROM SCHOOL OML

It's not even funny

lol yeah this.. me and a friend p much used up all the pipe cleaners in 9th grade XD

Bowie · Feb 5, 2016

When I was very young, I stole a very small cross from an arts and crafts shop. I made it into a necklace, and then a year or two later it broke apart in my hands, just out of the blue. Very ironic, I know. I'm not a Christian or anything but I guess I used to think it was cool.

dizzy bone · Feb 9, 2016

I guess drinking when I was underaged and all sorts of drugs. Trespassing (mainly trying to get to the rooftops of buildings to drink/do drugs). Some shoplifting but it was always some game between me and my friend and we stole stuff like nail polish from a sales bin lol. I did a lot of stupid **** when I was younger, like any kid. I would never shoplift anymore but I do occasionally steal toilet rolls from restaurant bathrooms

Alienfish · Feb 9, 2016

ye underage drinking lol who hasn't...

natakazam · Feb 9, 2016

wolfie1 · Feb 9, 2016

I may have shoplifted like ?3 worth of candy, lmao.

kassie · Feb 9, 2016

Twisterheart said:
When I was two or three I stole a plastic zebra toy from a dollar store. I still have it.

.. i also stole a plastic zebra toy from a dollar store lmao (little bit older though iirc)

though once my parents found out they took me to the store to give it back

Tensu · Feb 9, 2016

I am a licensed police officer and you are all under arrest.

Sig · Feb 9, 2016

i stole stuff before but nothing major

Red Cat · Feb 9, 2016

dizzy bone said:
I would never shoplift anymore but I do occasionally steal toilet rolls from restaurant bathrooms

You don't know who has touched those toilet rolls...

Izzy Reincarnated · Feb 9, 2016

Red Cat said:
You don't know who has touched those toilet rolls...

wtf thats nasty af but still smart xoxo

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