Big Lies
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crystalmilktea
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"What are you up to?"
"Nothing~~" <- this one
"Nothing~~" <- this one
What i say vs. what i mean
"i'm going to sleep now" = "im staying up for two more hours watching youtube so dont freaking bother me"
"what are you doing?" = "im being kind of creepy so i add a smiley face at the end to not seem as strange, i just want to know."
"sorry i dont know the answers either" = "do your own freaking work sheesh"
Teachers
"Dont be afraid to ask me questions" >> then acts pissed when you do
"There's no such thing as a stupid question" >> then says "how do you not know this? Im not telling you
This is why i dont ask questions in class
"i'm going to sleep now" = "im staying up for two more hours watching youtube so dont freaking bother me"
"what are you doing?" = "im being kind of creepy so i add a smiley face at the end to not seem as strange, i just want to know."
"sorry i dont know the answers either" = "do your own freaking work sheesh"
Teachers
"Dont be afraid to ask me questions" >> then acts pissed when you do
"There's no such thing as a stupid question" >> then says "how do you not know this? Im not telling you
This is why i dont ask questions in class
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KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
"Nobody told me____!" When you're the one who told them blank and you just give them this look. =_=
MyLifeIsCake
~Impossomble~
Omg that's literally me. I feel sort of guilty but-not-really because it's my free time and I want to spend it like I want to. I mean, I'm not technically lying to say i was busy, I had a pretty full day of laying in bed.
Wholockian
Midochlorians are the power house of the force
Scrolling down facebook newsfeed:
-I'm ugly
-I have like, 0 friends
-1 like= ?1
-Repost or else a dead girl will kill you, here's proof!!!
-I'm so sad, don't ask why... Why? Inbox me xx-
-He was the love of my life... I'll never love again. One week, and 7 boyfriends later I'll never love again
Scrolling through YouTube:
- Sub for sub
-Oh noes, he hacked my subscribers to go to his channel
-My channel is way better! -Goes to channel, 0 videos-
-No, this was my content originally!! They stole it from me!
-Buzzfeed
-I'm ugly
-I have like, 0 friends
-1 like= ?1
-Repost or else a dead girl will kill you, here's proof!!!
-I'm so sad, don't ask why... Why? Inbox me xx-
-He was the love of my life... I'll never love again. One week, and 7 boyfriends later I'll never love again
Scrolling through YouTube:
- Sub for sub
-Oh noes, he hacked my subscribers to go to his channel
-My channel is way better! -Goes to channel, 0 videos-
-No, this was my content originally!! They stole it from me!
-Buzzfeed
Well, that's the internet for ya. Everyone's an attention wore lately.Scrolling down facebook newsfeed:
-I'm ugly
-I have like, 0 friends
-1 like= ?1
-Repost or else a dead girl will kill you, here's proof!!!
-I'm so sad, don't ask why... Why? Inbox me xx-
-He was the love of my life... I'll never love again. One week, and 7 boyfriends later I'll never love again
Scrolling through YouTube:
- Sub for sub
-Oh noes, he hacked my subscribers to go to his channel
-My channel is way better! -Goes to channel, 0 videos-
-No, this was my content originally!! They stole it from me!
-Buzzfeed
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Mega_Cabbage
Meh
"It's not bad." -on every art piece
A little lie that all my friends took place in for 2 years because our one friend was gulliable xD
Back in freshman year of highschool, My one friend was really into harry potter all her life, and they were finishing the last movie so we had a major crush on ron weasely older twin brothers, ( the actor name was olivier) and so one day she was talkign about them and had their picture on her phone, so one day my other friend adked who they were and she jokingly said that this is Olivier and hes my love of my life! she believed it. So I play'd along and told her yeah! they currently are enrolled on an college in england, and that he was 26 ( mind my friend was like 15 at the time) so she started freaking out liek HES TO OLD ! etc XD we all played along for 2 years until we told her.
Edit: i shoudl say she meant to say yeah hes my boyfriend
Back in freshman year of highschool, My one friend was really into harry potter all her life, and they were finishing the last movie so we had a major crush on ron weasely older twin brothers, ( the actor name was olivier) and so one day she was talkign about them and had their picture on her phone, so one day my other friend adked who they were and she jokingly said that this is Olivier and hes my love of my life! she believed it. So I play'd along and told her yeah! they currently are enrolled on an college in england, and that he was 26 ( mind my friend was like 15 at the time) so she started freaking out liek HES TO OLD ! etc XD we all played along for 2 years until we told her.
Edit: i shoudl say she meant to say yeah hes my boyfriend
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visibleghost
ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ
In my school there was a girl who lied a lot when we were younger. She doesn't go to my school anymore but some of the lies she told:
1. She once said that she was blind ("i go blind from time to time!!") and had to be led by other people. My friend is still upset over this because she believed her lol
2. she came up with some adventure or w/e and said a guy in a black house was stalking her and had put up cameras in a tree
3. she lied about being in a relationship with a guy in another class, something everyone knew wasn't true
3. she once actually said that everyone in her family had a police car. wtf girl????? she was like 8 but still, I don't see why she would ever say that, like, did she actually think anyone would believe her??
then I know another girl who still says small lies to get attention like "i forgot my bag" and then she says "LOL JK IT'S RIGHT HERE" and everyone is like???? what??? why would you lie like that???
1. She once said that she was blind ("i go blind from time to time!!") and had to be led by other people. My friend is still upset over this because she believed her lol
2. she came up with some adventure or w/e and said a guy in a black house was stalking her and had put up cameras in a tree
3. she lied about being in a relationship with a guy in another class, something everyone knew wasn't true
3. she once actually said that everyone in her family had a police car. wtf girl????? she was like 8 but still, I don't see why she would ever say that, like, did she actually think anyone would believe her??
then I know another girl who still says small lies to get attention like "i forgot my bag" and then she says "LOL JK IT'S RIGHT HERE" and everyone is like???? what??? why would you lie like that???
mintellect
attention gamers,
Heh...heh...heh
"I finally cleaned my room, and it'll never get messed up again!"
*Few days later it's messed up again*
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And I lie to my villagers in AC all the time because I never have the heart to say no.
"Catch me this bug/fish/come to my house later/get me a fruit please!
""Okie
"*forgets or is too lazy to do it*
I'm a horrible mayor.
tybalt_cake
heavymetallover
OMG,same!And I lie to my villagers in AC all the time because I never have the heart to say no.
"Catch me this bug/fish/come to my house later/get me a fruit please!
"Okie
*forgets or is too lazy to do it*
I'm a horrible mayor.
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Its bad i like buzzfeed a little?
*prepares for shield*
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