tybalt_cake
heavymetallover
So,as the title says
Post the most used lies you see everyday
Or the most stupid one
Post the most used lies you see everyday
Or the most stupid one
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ShinyYoshi
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I remember one day when I was in high school I had a class with this girl who really loved being the center of attention, and she came into class telling people she couldn't speak because her throat hurt so bad and when she tried to talk it sounded all raspy and it sounded like she was sick. Of course, all the guys were like "awwww Brookie are you okay????" And they would be like "leave her alone she's sick!!!"
My classes were kinda long in high school, so like 45 minutes into class I look over and this girl is talking just fine. She's laughing and being her normal obnoxious self. But like 10 minutes later the teacher calls on her and she's back to her "I can't speak" bull****. Like why even lie about something so small for some attention? I thought it was the dumbest lie.
My classes were kinda long in high school, so like 45 minutes into class I look over and this girl is talking just fine. She's laughing and being her normal obnoxious self. But like 10 minutes later the teacher calls on her and she's back to her "I can't speak" bull****. Like why even lie about something so small for some attention? I thought it was the dumbest lie.
tybalt_cake
heavymetallover
So,one day,my family and (obviously) me went to the chruch,so,the reverend comes like:
"Jesus also wanted money and he wanted bills"
And then my mom come like:
"But Jesus didnt say that"
And guess what!:
"And jesus,sayed,the devil would come and say jesus didnt wanted"
*sigh*...Seriously?
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This face?
"Jesus also wanted money and he wanted bills"
And then my mom come like:
"But Jesus didnt say that"
And guess what!:
"And jesus,sayed,the devil would come and say jesus didnt wanted"
*sigh*...Seriously?
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if you don't stop making that face it'll get stuck like that forever sweatie
This face?
pillow bunny
Senior Member
if you don't stop making that face it'll get stuck like that forever sweatie
TheGreatBrain
Senior Member
Don't eat the watermelon seeds. The seed will grow into a watermelon and your stomach will get really big.I heard this one a few times growing up.
Don't swallow your gum. It wont digest. There was this girl that had a huge belly. The doctors cut out a huge wad of gum that had been there for years.
T.V. makes your brain rot. LOL. I say this one to my kids all the time.
Don't swallow your gum. It wont digest. There was this girl that had a huge belly. The doctors cut out a huge wad of gum that had been there for years.
T.V. makes your brain rot. LOL. I say this one to my kids all the time.
Watchingthetreetops
*~Rude intolerance here~*
You're....you're profile pic is jetix. I used to watch it so much as a kid. That seriously threw me for a loop.
Anyway, lies. My favorite: are you okay? This is an attempt to sound caring when one really doesn't care. I will say 'no' when I'm not, because I'm trying to be brutally honest with everything right now, and people don't know what to do when you say that. They blink, surprised, and say: oh. okay.
TheGreatBrain
Senior Member
I have eyes in the back of my head. My kids believed this one when they were little.
tybalt_cake
heavymetallover
lel,i hope ur childhood came back to ur head (WHY JETIX,WHY TT-TT)
@TheGreatBrain
2006:
Ur brain will rot with alot of TV!
2011:
Ur brain will rot with alot of videogames!
2015:
Ur brain will rot with alot of computer
See the evolution?
tybalt_cake
heavymetallover
aww fack
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lostineverfreeforest
Senior Member
I'm a magnet for the homeless and beggars (who aren't necessarily homeless) in my city and hear "could you spare some change for the bus?" almost everyday. It's not for the &#@ *@&$ bus, if they really wanted to ride they could do it for free. The driver ain't gonna stop them. It's to feed their drug habits or as a way to scrape by without actually having to work for it. It's incredibly annoying to get solicited even when I'm obviously in the middle of something with no break. They look at me, spot some lanky nerdy looking guy and all they see is a sucker. I just ignore them, not so much as looking at them. If they wanna get pissy; their attitude, their problem. Don't be a sucker, don't give handouts.
if you don't stop making that face it'll get stuck like that forever sweatie
Omg I hate that lie
pillow bunny
Senior Member
I Love YOu... Because, life is terrible And cruel and Everyone Dies eventually; there Is No such thing as Love... we are merely filthy Animels cursed to Search for Something that does Not Exist... Life has No meaning, I Cut myself because I want to die, Because Everything is a Lie... Even Reality, we Are fat obese AmeriCans but we are Delusonal and think we are Good, yet.. We... Are Evil. hail satan six six six
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ninja'd kind of
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omg i think i'm going to get 666 bells from that post what are the odds lol
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ninja'd kind of
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omg i think i'm going to get 666 bells from that post what are the odds lol
MyLifeIsCake
~Impossomble~
"No offense, but...." No. Stop right there. If you have to start your sentence with 'no offense' then you're about to say something offensive.
Also Santy Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Mick Jagger aren't real, all made up, sorry if your parents lied to you kids. ;}
Also Santy Clause, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny and Mick Jagger aren't real, all made up, sorry if your parents lied to you kids. ;}
I don't believe anymore =_=
