Where shall I start on everything that's wrong with your post? The grammatical errors? The part that says my signature is seizure-inducing when the animation is mild? Maybe it's the part where you said I worship Marshal. I'm very attached to him, but I don't worship him. Also, you have no way of knowing Canaan is junk, considering you've never visited it yourself. Think before you speak, child.
I'm sure you have a jar of pickle juice to spare, considering you're so salty.
I'd love to see a selfie with you in those emoji faces you got in your user title x))
Care to tell me WTF honety is?