Corrupt The Wish Above

AnEndlessOcean · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but they all can't notice you.

I wish I was able to teleport.

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but you could only teleport from your bedroom to the hallway.

I wish I was invisible.

Aryxia · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but because of this there will always be someone standing on your toes.

i wish I was more physically fit.

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but mentally, you're a wreck.

I wish I could hold a full conversation without it getting awkward.

toadsworthy · Apr 1, 2015

In doing so you lost your ability to talk completely

I wish for a Tempurpedic bed

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but you can't lay on it.

I wish for a couch with a bed in it, that I can lay on.

toadsworthy · Apr 1, 2015

But its on fire....

I wish your signature wasn't so creepy

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but it gets weirder.
as soon as I can get this clip into a gif

I wish your avatar was creepier.

toadsworthy · Apr 1, 2015

Granted then it would give you nightmares!

I wish I had one of the new Apple Watches

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but it doesn't hold a charge for more than five minutes.

I wish I had an alienware laptop.

Allycat · Apr 1, 2015

Granted but all it's hype doesn't live to expectations

I wish I had more time

toadsworthy · Apr 1, 2015

But then aliens would come back and steal it back from you

I wish the voices in my head would stop

kikiiii · Apr 1, 2015

granted, but instead they will become physical beings and follow you everywhere for the rest of your life

i wish spring break was 2 weeks long

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but you're not allowed to leave the house.

I wish I could leave the forums long enough to get **** done.

Allycat · Apr 1, 2015

X2k5a7y said:
Granted, but you're not allowed to leave the house.

I wish I could leave the forums long enough to get **** done.

granted but you learn to procrastinate in other way

I wish for free movie tickets

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, but you can't go see the movie.

I wish I could see a falling star.

toadsworthy · Apr 1, 2015

but then it would fall on you

I wish I could not sleep but still be rested...

Thievius Raccoonus · Apr 1, 2015

Granted, the forums, and all the AC games in the world, go POOF!

I wish that I didn't have to go to work to make money.

Allycat · Apr 1, 2015

X2k5a7y said:
Granted, but you can't go see the movie.

I wish I could see a falling star.

granted but it finds its way into earth atmosphere and destroys human life

I wish I will do good on my test tmrw

X2k5a7y · Apr 1, 2015

Granted but you don't do good on your final exams.

I wish I could save money.