Corrupt The Wish Above

granted but some jerk slaps it out of your hand and into the pavement

I wish I had an eternal terrarium
 
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You have more energy but it's Ionic energy and while your atoms are effected you as a whole person are not.

I wish I had some sushi.
 
Granted but every other part of your body aches instead

I wish for a basket of kittens
 
Granted but you have to watch them die the same day you receive them. (I'm so cruel!)

I wish I could instantly have a beautiful, pink, Tumblr acnl town.
 
granted, but it dies a week after u get it

i wish i could meet ross butler n hug him
 
Granted, but your food smells awful everytime.

I wish I could get 10 more guinea pigs! :D
 
Granted, but they get back together to do something other than music.

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Ninja'd: Granted but only 1 second sooner

I wish it weren't so hot
 
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Granted but now it's freezing.

I wish I never had that mescaline-infused cactus juice several years ago!
 
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