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Corrupt The Wish Above

No wish? I'll make one then!

I wish I had an indestructible vault that was filled with money.
 
Granted but it's the Japanese version.

I wish I had something tasty to eat!:(
 
Lol how is the Japanese version bad, Splatoon is Splatoon :p

Granted, but it was cow poop you were eating (lo lo lol I couldn't come up with anything else)

I wish I had infinite 100$ bills.
 
Granted but you've never been born because wishing someone out is rooooooooooooo?ooo?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

World peace
 
Lol how is the Japanese version bad, Splatoon is Splatoon :p

Because you wouldn't be able to read the text(unless you know Japanese?)

Anyways, no wish above to corrupt so I'll make one: I wish the delicious food I ate was empty calories.
 
Granted, except the food, isn't actually food. It's processed trash :)

I wish that I could have infinite dollars
 
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Granted but they're all counterfeit and you cant use them

I wish I had more time
 
granted but but you get stuck in a time loop and go insane

I wish my anxiety would go away
 
Your anxiety goes away but youre left with debilitating depression

i wish i had more motivation to ... do stuff
 
you do, but you do so much stuff that you overwork yourself
i wish i had enough money to get by
 
Granted, but you only get second more of lifetime.

I wish I could finally move out of this place I call home
 
Granted but you move somewhere worse.

I wish I had Metroid: Return of Samus.
 
Granted buts it all glitchy and awful to play.

I wish I had lots of moneys.
 
Granted, but when it dies in exactly two weeks, you will grieve every day over your cat's death for the rest of your life.

I wish I went back in time to the 70s just to meet Steve Perry in person!
 
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