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Corrupt The Wish Above

Noooo why?! :(

Lol. Granted, but you yourself sing terribly.

I wish I had an infinite slice of pizza.
 
granted but some jerk slaps it out of your hand and into the pavement

I wish I had an eternal terrarium
 
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granted but all of the plants inside die.

I wish for more energy
 
You have more energy but it's Ionic energy and while your atoms are effected you as a whole person are not.

I wish I had some sushi.
 
Granted but every other part of your body aches instead

I wish for a basket of kittens
 
Granted but you have to watch them die the same day you receive them. (I'm so cruel!)

I wish I could instantly have a beautiful, pink, Tumblr acnl town.
 
granted, but it dies a week after u get it

i wish i could meet ross butler n hug him
 
granted but you have to stay up all night every night studying.

I wish that summer would last forever
 
You forgot to make a wish pink!

I wish I could sing like an angel
 
Granted, but your food smells awful everytime.

I wish I could get 10 more guinea pigs! :D
 
Granted, but they now only sing Christmas songs and nursery rhymes

I wish I started writing my essay sooner
 
Granted, but they get back together to do something other than music.

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Ninja'd: Granted but only 1 second sooner

I wish it weren't so hot
 
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Granted but now it's freezing.

I wish I never had that mescaline-infused cactus juice several years ago!
 
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