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Curt is love, Curt is life

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I was only twelve years old
I loved Curt so much, I always delivered items for him to other villagers.
I pray to Curt every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
"Curt is love", I say, "Curt is life"
The other villagers hear me and call me a sea bass
They are obviously jealous of my devotion to Curt
I called them a stag beetle
They beat me up and sent me back to my house
I am crying now, because my face hurts
I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me
I felt something touch me
It's Curt
I am so happy
he whispers into my ear, "fuzzball"
He grabs me with his powerful bear hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my MVP Shirt for Curt
He penetrates my MVP Shirt with his head.
He?s stretching my shirt, but i?ll do it for Curt
I can feel my MVP Shirt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Curt
He roars a mighty roar as he put on my MVP shirt
The Villagers walk in
Curt looks them deep in the eyes and says, "It?s on my body now"
Curt leaves through my window
Curt is love, Curt is life
 
What did I just read. But seriously, if this gets popular, who knows what will happen
 
Omgggg. This is just so weird yet so perfect. XD I love it!
 
Please have you heard of lord Bob and king Pietro?? This is b4 or time son
 
This was....possibly...
one of the greatest things I have ever had the odd displeasure of reading.
Thank you.
 
Its based on a youtube video called shrek is love shrek is life right?

Thanks for making it clean tho xD
 
I have to agree, Curt's no comparison to Bob. However, for your cleverness in making this Shrek tale clean, you have a earned a reward:

-golfclap-
 
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