1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Zura · May 4, 2014

#21 Throw a party

AppleCracker · May 4, 2014

#23 do what me and my friend do, buy a windex (window cleaner) bottle and fill it with Gatorade. Then drink it and spray it in each other's mouths.

Mario3DWorld777 · May 4, 2014

^ should be 22

#23

Pull someones pants down

JustAWeavile · May 4, 2014

#24 kill someone

Noah2000 · May 4, 2014

#25

End the universe inside of the wal-mart using an exploding TARDIS.

Capella · May 4, 2014

#26 Use the word TARDIS

matt · May 4, 2014

Shout "Tesco's Is Cheaper"

Yui Z · May 4, 2014

#28 walk around the burger/meat section wearing a horse mask thingy.

Capella · May 4, 2014

#29 Eat a chair

shayminskyforme88 · May 4, 2014

#30 Beg and cry for a free 3DS.

Noah2000 · May 4, 2014

#31
Turn into a majestic bird and peck people.

Myst · May 4, 2014

#32

Follow people.

JustAWeavile · May 4, 2014

#33 Go to the loo in the middle of the aisle

Mini Mario · May 4, 2014

#34 Play with the toys in the toy section

heichou · May 4, 2014

#35: insult a worker

Diamondarcadia · May 4, 2014

#35

Open a bag of chips/candy then go to customer service demanding a refund on poor tasting food.

Swiftstream · May 4, 2014

try and unionize walmart

Diamondarcadia · May 4, 2014

^^^ LOL

#37

Fill carts up to the top with miscellaneous things and abandon each cart in a random asle

Waluigi · May 4, 2014

i have an asda

its part of the wal mart family, so

clog all the toilets
with soap

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JustAWeavile said:
#33 Go to the loo in the middle of the aisle

when i was 3 i actually did this

JustAWeavile · May 4, 2014

#39 throw a fart bomb