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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Open all of the LEGOs and dump them in random locations around the store.

#28 walk around the burger/meat section wearing a horse mask thingy.

Someone actually did that at a Tesco XD... and got kicked out...


(Also we don't need to number as long as everyone posts a reason... There's a post number in the top right of each post.)
 
Stand by the door and whenever somebody walks in yell "TARGET IS BETTER" in their faces.
 
Steal one of those trucks they carry the stuff on and roll around the store yelling WAAAAAAAAAH
 
Well I'm posting now since noone wanna keep it up..

Take a golf club and balls with you and make a few swings to hit everything
 
Hide behind the toilet papers and when people walk by jump out and say 'You can poop on me anytime'
 
#78 Move the caution : wet floor signs to areas with carpets

#79 Take a cd of pon pon pon and put it into a radio from the store. Turn the volume to the max and play it
 
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