1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

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run in as bowser and kidnap your friends dressed up and nintendo princesses/girls

Lol ;) also have someone to be Mario and make him fight the guy dressed as Bowser by throwing a bunch of snapping turts at him XD
 
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throws blue shells at random people if they are too slow
 
Buy:
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It's for Shaving your legs Only you don't Need A razor It's with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)
Vaseline
six-pack, Mountain Dew
One dozen tulips
one Bottle Of water
Tissues
one Can of blue Spray paint

Then stand between 2 aisles and get an air-horn.

Not sure if anyone will get the reference :p
 
No but it would kick you out lel xD

Take all the hats, wrap them in boxes and throw out to random people
 
Pay for a $100 dollar (about) item in pennies and lay them out at the cashier register neatly and refuse to pay any other way as the length of the people in line increases for awhile
 
Buy one of those Slip N' Slides from the store and set it up in store with running water going along it. Then run and slide off of it, ramming into things and knocking stuff down till you crash into the manager's office in the middle of an important meeting
 
Buy one of those Slip N' Slides from the store and set it up in store with running water going along it. Then run and slide off of it, ramming into things and knocking stuff down till you crash into the manager's office in the middle of an important meeting

i'd do that XD

switch all the flowers and plants with drug plants
 
Get your favorite book from the book section and plug in a kettle, make a cup of tea with stuff in store, drag a sofa in front of a TV and pretend you're at home. When the staff ask, you don't believe them when they say it's Walmart and not your own living room.

Btw, my other reference was to Paper Towns #ireadtoomuch
 
ahh :3

take all the chicken salads and throw at the kids whenever they want to play with the toys
 
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