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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

Steal all the pokemon merch and become a real trainer.
 
Ride around on a tiger

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make a line of kids by handcuffing them to eachother

Yaaaassssss, great idea Noah.

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Summon demons.

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Start another civil war (in America) at Walmart

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Kill all the Trump supporters

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Kill all the Hillary supporters

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Kill everyone

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Kill yourself

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Stick your fingers up everyone's butt hole
 
PLACE AT LEAST 200 PICTURES OF STEVE BUSCEMI PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WALLS

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Come in and RKO someone out of nowhere!

#First2017Kickout
 
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Bring a gun into Walmart and shoot yourself.
 
Karate Chop your friend into a pile of cans!
 
fill a pool in the store with water and jello mix and shove it in a cold area for B I G JE L LO
 
Speak like an overdramatic anime character, challenge random customers to samurai sword battles with fake swords from the toy section, swear them to be your sworn enemy.
 
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Run around the shop wearing a santa suit and steal stuff from other peoples carts while ringing a bell and shouting "tis' the season to be stealing"

Don't judge me, I don't care if it isnt Christmas or not
 
Come in dressed as a creepy clown (kicked out forever)
 
Tell them the music they play is trash trash garbage.
 
hit some pots and pans together while yelling "I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL , Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME"
 
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