1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

climbing into the big cage type thing that holds the rubber toy balls and accidentally breaking it causing all the balls to spill out everywhere.
 
Roller skate on their shiny floors, release the ball cage, smash the claw machines and grab all the stuffed animals I want, raid the dessert and candy aisles, put on all of the cheap jewelry.
 
Take their scooters/bikes, ride them, then run into customers/employees.
 
Run and take pictures of people and tell them they will be on PeopleOfWalmart.com
 
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