Your Local Wild Child
I’m just a child who, due to a strange set of circumstances, ended up cursed to roam the bizarre wilderness that is known as Evwirt.
- Location
- a small clearing in Evwirt
- NH - Island Name
- Evwirt
- NH - Character Name
- Matty
- NL - Character Name
- Matty
- NL - Town Name
- Evwirt
Signature
❄Arctin-NH
Villagers: Audie, Wolfgang, Maple, Diana, Skye, Sterling, Marina, Accountant Cat, Phoebe, Hype Goat
DA-9707-2325-9779
Evwirt-SH
Villagers: Erik, Diana, Bam, Fauna, Zell, Deirdre, Bruce, Beau, Fuchsia, Lopez
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Remember to check the campsite for mobility tools (they’re a necessity)!
Villagers: Audie, Wolfgang, Maple, Diana, Skye, Sterling, Marina, Accountant Cat, Phoebe, Hype Goat
DA-9707-2325-9779
Evwirt-SHVillagers: Erik, Diana, Bam, Fauna, Zell, Deirdre, Bruce, Beau, Fuchsia, Lopez
DA-0210-6516-5805
Remember to check the campsite for mobility tools (they’re a necessity)!
-Be advised: your bed is not guaranteed to be there when you return. We are not responsible for any missing sleeping surfaces including but not limited to: beds, bunk beds, hammocks, hay piles or cool race car beds.
-Safety while in the woods is not guaranteed.
-Freak snowstorms, thunderstorms, dust storms and earthquakes are subject to occur.
-Stay well away from the wildlife. Especially the wildlife crying for help.
-Do not worry about itchiness, aching, nausea, dizziness, increased heart rate, fever, shortness of breath, loss or extreme enhancement of senses or limb deformation/growth after bathing in Evwirt’s waters or eating any food. This is normal and not an evil spell.
-Safety while in the woods is not guaranteed.
-Freak snowstorms, thunderstorms, dust storms and earthquakes are subject to occur.
-Stay well away from the wildlife. Especially the wildlife crying for help.
-Do not worry about itchiness, aching, nausea, dizziness, increased heart rate, fever, shortness of breath, loss or extreme enhancement of senses or limb deformation/growth after bathing in Evwirt’s waters or eating any food. This is normal and not an evil spell.
Okay, so this might’ve happened, but just to a friend. This friend (let’s call him...what should I call him again? Ah, he doesn’t need a name) went out to the woods one day. He might’ve not been paying attention to where he was going and accidentally ran into a tree. That may or may not have angered a swarm of wasps. It might’ve been that, when he was running from these wasps, he also angered a tarantula. Then again maybe not. He may or may not have been stung and bit a million times, leaving him in a venom-caused stupor. During his stupor, he maybe-just a little bit-angered a unicycling witch by defending pineapple on pizza. Because of this, he might’ve been cursed to be stuck in the woods (or Mako Mart). Due to the witch’s ire, he may also turn into a deer at times. Maybe not. Just asking for a friend.
Hey, for all of y’all looking for the pitfall diy: if ya get a pitfall seed from a buddy, just bury it and dig it up again. You’ll get the recipe and the second best prefix in the game!
